Communal Bathroom Etiquette
September 3, 2011
How to not get killed by your fellow rez mates
Category: Fun & Satire
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Frosh: Get in touch with your campus
August 23, 2011
Looking to get lucky Ryerson? If sex on campus is on your to-do list, here are our favourite spots to get down and dirty
Frosh: Leave your self respect at the door
August 23, 2011
Associate news editor Carolyn Turgeon helps you focus on having a sick rez room, a socially inept roommate and a week you’ll never remember
Frosh: Sheldon for dummies
August 23, 2011
He’s the man behind the master plan. The head honcho and invisible hand behind every decision that will be made for you over the next four years. So what’s he all about?
Video: How a keg is made
January 31, 2011
There’s still a chance to enter to win a Super Sunday Steam Whistle keg party. To show you what you could win, we visited the Steam Whistle brewery to see how their kegs are made. Gordon McCaffrey of Steam Whistle’s home delivery department shows you the production process. Check here to find out how to […]
Pics with St. Nick
December 2, 2010
On Dec. 2 the Eyeopener warmed hearts with hot chocolate, Timbits and free pictures with the jolly fat man (Santa Claus). Check out the photos below and click through to Flickr to claim your own. Happy Holidays! Created with flickr slideshow from softsea.
Arousing the audience
November 14, 2010
"Despite the earlier blow ups, Ryerson gained their composure and finally stepped up. The crowd went wet n’ wild as the score sky rocketed to five straight points, tying with U of T with 11 minutes remaining. The girls in the audience started to unzip their pants and rip their thongs off their crotch, but the Ryerson Rams were determined to keep their eye on the ball..."
Restoring Sanity in Washington
November 3, 2010
The Rally to restore Sanity and/or Fear was held on October 30, 2010. Hosted by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, the three hour rally was held in Washington DC. A number of musical acts performed including Cat Stevens, Ozzy Osbourne, the Roots and the Ojays. Our editors Matthew Braga, Christopher Dale and Lauren Strapagiel attended […]
Study: Street meat better when blitzed
November 3, 2010
By Mohamed Omar According to a recent study conducted by the National Centre for Food Research (NCFR), hotdogs from street vendors (street meat), tastes significantly better when crunk.Adam Hall, a first-year sociology student, described his first experience with street meat.“I was sober. It tasted like a normal hotdog with relish, mustard, ketchup, and that other […]
Video: $50 Winner!
November 1, 2010
Do you want an extra $50 hanging out in your wallet? We can help. All you have to do is pick up the Eyeopener once a week, fill out a game on the fun page and drop it off at our office at SCC 207. Then we randomly choose someone to win $50. EVERY WEEK. […]
2 for 1 $50 Fun Prize
October 12, 2010
This week, Kats has doubled the fun to a whopping $100 cash. That’s right–two winners (because last week we were pretty slack on the Sudoku submissions). Watch Kats select two winners for Caption This! and Sudoku, featuring body parts. Can you guess which ones? [vimeo]http://vimeo.com/15787233[/vimeo]
CONTEST: Find out who won $50
September 30, 2010
The results are in for this week’s fun contest! Laura Anderson (above) took home $50 today after dropping off her anwser to last week’s riddle. She’ll be buying a GO pass with the money. Sad you didn’t win? Just pick up an Eyeopener, fill out the sudoku on the back and drop it off at […]
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