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How to get your ass home

September 2, 2010

By Matthew Braga A commuter’s life is not easy. You’re awake at least an hour before anybody else. Public transit becomes your second bed. Don’t even try and count the number of hours you lose commuting each day. It will only depress you further. For a large number of Ryerson students, commuting is the norm […]

Get laid, not screwed

September 2, 2010

By Natalie Ast Frosh week is a week-long party where sex is always on the table. Abstinence is the only surefire way to avoid pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections, but there are other ways to decrease your chances of waking up with more than you bargained for. Traditional condoms are the most obvious form of […]

Surviving your first year

September 2, 2010

By Graham Slaughter In high school, maybe you were the student council president, captain of the football team or a wilting wallflower. That doesn’t matter anymore. Your first year at Ryerson is all about learning how to tread water in what can sometimes feel like a typhoon of classes, friends, internships and extra-curriculars. Sometimes, you’ll […]

Stay off the streets

September 2, 2010

By Tasha Zanin For many students life in residence means one year of no parents and no rules. But don’t get too excited. Here are a few guidelines to keep in mind to avoid being kicked out onto the streets in the middle of the year. Nine points and you’re out Student Housing Services uses […]

Party on floor shitshow

September 2, 2010

By Sarah Del Giallo Getting sloshed, smashed, stewed. All are expected to occur when you leave home for university. First year is known for stupid, drunken behaviour that will be remembered for years to come — if not forgotten entirely in the haziness of the morning after. Kristine Norris, a third-year dance student, lived in […]

The cheat sheet of eat

September 2, 2010

By Rob Moysey Sports Editor Going to Ryerson and living in Toronto can bring a whole city’s worth of culinary temptations to wide-eyed froshies. But if you aren’t careful, it can also make you wide-bellied too. While a frosh week full of burger bingeing and soft drink slurping won’t kill you, a semester’s worth just […]

Stay in school

September 2, 2010

By Nicole Siena The transition into university is inevitably stressful. The last thing a student wants to hear halfway through a semester is that they are in jeopardy of getting kicked out of their program. Here are some tips on how to avoid hearing that message. Keep a clear academic standing To be in clear […]

Frosh Fun & Satire

RYE HIGH GOES REALLY DRY

August 27, 2008

Strict liquid ban leaves campus in sobriety and stupor.

Features Fun & Satire

ZORRO’S MOM: THE TELL-ALL STORY BEHIND THE WORST COMIC EVER

The tell-all story behind the worst comic ever.

A STUDENT’S HIDDEN PAIN . . .

I was sitting in Madame Hawkins Grade 4 class waiting anxiously for the bell to ring.

DEVELOPMENT COACH TOPS CIS – IN BENCH PENALTIES

Put your hands together for a lede that tells you nothing about this article at all.

FELINE FURY: PROF CUTS LP BY CAT MISS KITTY FANTASTICO

It’s the cat’s meow -— literally.

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