The role of any newspaper is to serve the greater good.
And so celeb life goes!
Pontiac has unveiled the new Horse, an entry-level vehicle available in showrooms next week as a 2010 model.
I am getting tired of listening to both sides of this lockout.
Gosh it’s nice to be a love columnist. I get paid to write innocuous drivel that goes down smooth, soft and easy.
All this talk about gay-this and gay-that is making my conservatively, politically-engorged ass swell up and sting with a red, burning rage–it’s gotten so bad I haven’t been shitting straight for weeks.
Shell Canada Ltd. and Petro-Canada have launched independent campaigns to help make filling up at the pump more affordable: relinquishing first-born sons as payment.
Beelzebub’s three wings sent forth blasts of impotence, ignorance and hatred.