Author: Andrea Josic

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How to trick people into thinking you’re a responsible human being

August 23, 2017

Have you heard of the phrase “work smart, not hard”? Just for you, we’ve decided to let you in on a few key secrets to deluding all of your new friends and family that you have your shit together while still living your laziest best life.

How to make friends with your roommate

August 23, 2017

Here's how to take your relationship with your roommate to the next level

It all connects. It’s a bit of a stretch, but it’s true. Photo illustration Devin Jones

Eyevestigation: The death of Smith Johnson

“Put down the gun,” said Ryerson president Mohamed Lachemi , who was surrounded by an angry crowd of pigeons and squirrels. “It doesn’t have to end like this.”

Our two fun editors

A letter to you, from fun editors old and new

Well, it’s been a slice. By the way, it’s me, Skyler, your local fun editor for the last year and a half. We’ve been through a lot together

Kerr Hall will be a hay bale maze this summer

Satire: Lachemi and the board were considering putting various buildings on campus up for rent on Airbnb, but the idea of a hay bale maze made more sense to them

Wearing a blanket will protect you from harm, student group insists

Members of the My Blanket Protects me from Evil Creatures (MBPEC) club conducted a poll of almost 3,000 students

A sad face made out of noodles in the bowl of soup

Girl outraged after spending $10 on crappy soup

After spending an “exorbitant amount of money” on some very sub-par soup, I decided to have a sit-down interview with myself

A chef stands in the middle with a pan of mushrooms and peppers. On either side of him are the flags for Italy and China

Ryerson’s new celeb chef can cook semi-edible Chinese-Italian food

As the noodles were cooking, Johns got a light carbonara sauce going, and things got, “a little spicy! That’s all I’m going to say”

An illustration of a girl with messy hair in a messy bedroom

Girl wears nothing but same pair of pajamas for two years

“My mom isn’t really a fan of this whole thing, but my dad thinks it’s pretty great”

Mohamed Lachemi, just having a grand ol’ time. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Izabella Balcerzak

A university egg hunt is afoot, thanks to President Lachemi

“I woke up feeling all warm and fuzzy, like I always do when I think of my good pal Shel, and I just thought I would try and share that feeling with all of Ryerson”

How to deal with annoying people at the gym

Because you're better than other people, even when you're gross and sweaty

A bag of chips filled with microchips

Drinkable miracle microchips will help you pass your midterms

Satire: the “drinkable course microchips” have been a blessing to students ever since they got on the market, but professors are not so content

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