Girl finds $5, plans lavish party
March 16, 2017
Satire: Raiz will be hosting a block party on Gould Street on March 17 in honour of “my 1/16 Irish heritage” for St. Patrick’s Day
Author: Andrea Josic
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Alleged pigeon gangs ruffle some feathers on campus
March 15, 2017
Satire: the student explained how the pigeon followed him all the way down Gould Street, with more and more pigeons gathering behind it
RSU president says demonic possession to blame for anti-Semitic actions
March 10, 2017
Satire: He added that he vaguely remembered hearing mumbled voices in an “angry-sounding” language right before the demon took hold of him
How to be fancy: a (posh) guide to posh living
March 7, 2017
Is your life lacking elegance? Probably. Do you think you could be more ornate in your day-to-day activities? I do. And lastly, do you like to read lists? I thought so
This guy lets Magic-8 Ball make all his decisions
March 3, 2017
Satire: He's been trying new foods, stealing things and breaking hearts
The young and the toothless
February 28, 2017
Our Fun editor Skyler Ash wrote this while she was coming down from the high of anesthetics and dental surgery. Enjoy (all of the spelling mistakes)
EYErant: A Plague Upon the House of Slow Walkers
February 24, 2017
You wake up every morning at 8:30 a.m. You’ve got a 10 a.m. classes, which might make 8:30 a.m. seem a little early. But you’re still late. You’re still so fucking late. Why, you may ask?
Strange new fad takes over Ryerson, replaces “mannequin challenge”
February 15, 2017
Satire: The “Rose Dawson challenge” has kicked out the “mannequin challenge”
RAC installs sick new air fresheners because people can’t even
February 15, 2017
Satire: Ever since second semester started, students have been complaining about the “moist” smell at the gym
Enzo Malone is back with sexy discounts for Rye students
February 13, 2017
Satire: Enzo Malone, the beloved salesman in the Ryerson community is back with more sexiness at his love factory
How to spend Valentine’s day alone
February 12, 2017
Satire: Just think about how much your risk of catching an STI just dropped! If that wasn't enough, here are a few tips on how to spend V-day alone
Sun on vacation, leaves Rye students in the dark
February 11, 2017
Satire: The Sun, or Sun as his friends call him, decided that school could wait but his passion for travelling was not something he could put on hold any longer
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