Category: Fun & Satire

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How to be fancy: a (posh) guide to posh living

Is your life lacking elegance? Probably. Do you think you could be more ornate in your day-to-day activities? I do. And lastly, do you like to read lists? I thought so

This guy lets Magic-8 Ball make all his decisions

Satire: He's been trying new foods, stealing things and breaking hearts

My actual teeth! PHOTO: Skyler Ash

The young and the toothless

February 28, 2017

Our Fun editor Skyler Ash wrote this while she was coming down from the high of anesthetics and dental surgery. Enjoy (all of the spelling mistakes)

EYErant: A Plague Upon the House of Slow Walkers

February 24, 2017

You wake up every morning at 8:30 a.m. You’ve got a 10 a.m. classes, which might make 8:30 a.m. seem a little early. But you’re still late. You’re still so fucking late. Why, you may ask?

Strange new fad takes over Ryerson, replaces “mannequin challenge”

February 15, 2017

Satire: The “Rose Dawson challenge” has kicked out the “mannequin challenge”

RAC installs sick new air fresheners because people can’t even

February 15, 2017

Satire: Ever since second semester started, students have been complaining about the “moist” smell at the gym

Enzo Malone is back with sexy discounts for Rye students

February 13, 2017

Satire: Enzo Malone, the beloved salesman in the Ryerson community is back with more sexiness at his love factory

How to spend Valentine’s day alone

February 12, 2017

Satire: Just think about how much your risk of catching an STI just dropped! If that wasn't enough, here are a few tips on how to spend V-day alone

Sun on vacation, leaves Rye students in the dark

February 11, 2017

Satire: The Sun, or Sun as his friends call him, decided that school could wait but his passion for travelling was not something he could put on hold any longer

Two hyperbolic images of men eating burritos

Dance and sadness student misses burrito, hates roommate

February 7, 2017

Satire: It was during her lunch break that Inger noticed her burrito, Maurice, was missing

Real life actor impersonating the fictional character Shrek

EYErant: the Shrek soundtrack

February 7, 2017

Satire: Many of you probably haven't watched Shrek recently... but you should

EYEvestigation: Ryerson’s secret marco polo team

February 6, 2017

Satire: Walking through Kerr Hall late last Thursday night, intrepid Eye reporter Smith Johnson stumbled across Ryerson’s second-best kept secret: the pool in the RAC

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