Category: Fun & Satire

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A sad face made out of noodles in the bowl of soup

Girl outraged after spending $10 on crappy soup

After spending an “exorbitant amount of money” on some very sub-par soup, I decided to have a sit-down interview with myself

A chef stands in the middle with a pan of mushrooms and peppers. On either side of him are the flags for Italy and China

Ryerson’s new celeb chef can cook semi-edible Chinese-Italian food

As the noodles were cooking, Johns got a light carbonara sauce going, and things got, “a little spicy! That’s all I’m going to say”

An illustration of a girl with messy hair in a messy bedroom

Girl wears nothing but same pair of pajamas for two years

“My mom isn’t really a fan of this whole thing, but my dad thinks it’s pretty great”

Bob, the gold fish, swims around in his bowl as part of the Fekri 2014 Nowruz sofre (new year's spread).

In memory of one dynamite fish, Bob

An ode to Bob, the gold fish, who passed away just before Nowruz and left a fish-shaped shadow on our celebration

Mohamed Lachemi, just having a grand ol’ time. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Izabella Balcerzak

A university egg hunt is afoot, thanks to President Lachemi

“I woke up feeling all warm and fuzzy, like I always do when I think of my good pal Shel, and I just thought I would try and share that feeling with all of Ryerson”

How to deal with annoying people at the gym

Because you're better than other people, even when you're gross and sweaty

A bag of chips filled with microchips

Drinkable miracle microchips will help you pass your midterms

Satire: the “drinkable course microchips” have been a blessing to students ever since they got on the market, but professors are not so content

A girl stands in the middle of a crowd happily holding a $5 bill

Girl finds $5, plans lavish party

Satire: Raiz will be hosting a block party on Gould Street on March 17 in honour of “my 1/16 Irish heritage” for St. Patrick’s Day

The Real Pigeons of Ryerson University. Photo: Sierra Bellmore

Alleged pigeon gangs ruffle some feathers on campus

Satire: the student explained how the pigeon followed him all the way down Gould Street, with more and more pigeons gathering behind it

RSU president says demonic possession to blame for anti-Semitic actions

Satire: He added that he vaguely remembered hearing mumbled voices in an “angry-sounding” language right before the demon took hold of him

How to be fancy: a (posh) guide to posh living

Is your life lacking elegance? Probably. Do you think you could be more ornate in your day-to-day activities? I do. And lastly, do you like to read lists? I thought so

This guy lets Magic-8 Ball make all his decisions

Satire: He's been trying new foods, stealing things and breaking hearts

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