RAC installs sick new air fresheners because people can’t even
February 15, 2017
Satire: Ever since second semester started, students have been complaining about the “moist” smell at the gym
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Enzo Malone is back with sexy discounts for Rye students
February 13, 2017
Satire: Enzo Malone, the beloved salesman in the Ryerson community is back with more sexiness at his love factory
How to spend Valentine’s day alone
February 12, 2017
Satire: Just think about how much your risk of catching an STI just dropped! If that wasn't enough, here are a few tips on how to spend V-day alone
Sun on vacation, leaves Rye students in the dark
February 11, 2017
Satire: The Sun, or Sun as his friends call him, decided that school could wait but his passion for travelling was not something he could put on hold any longer
Dance and sadness student misses burrito, hates roommate
February 7, 2017
Satire: It was during her lunch break that Inger noticed her burrito, Maurice, was missing
EYErant: the Shrek soundtrack
February 7, 2017
Satire: Many of you probably haven't watched Shrek recently... but you should
EYEvestigation: Ryerson’s secret marco polo team
February 6, 2017
Satire: Walking through Kerr Hall late last Thursday night, intrepid Eye reporter Smith Johnson stumbled across Ryerson’s second-best kept secret: the pool in the RAC
Ryerson hires YTV star as new Zone ambassador
February 5, 2017
Satire: Carlos is still hot and is coming to a zone near you.
Rye teachers read their student reviews at fundraiser event
February 4, 2017
Satire: Professors are rejoicing after a small fundraising event that involved professors reading their own ratemyprofessors reviews out loud raised over $100,000 for their pension plan funds in less than five hours
Thoughts I have during my waxing appointment
February 3, 2017
Walking into a waxing parlour is something akin to giving an order for your own torture, and financing it
Guide: How to cut your shit friends out of your life
January 31, 2017
Please do not use actual scissors. That was just a saying. You know, like a joke? Forget it, just read the list
EYErant: annoying people who eat loudly in class
January 31, 2017
Chewing is a mouth-closed activity
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