Category: Fun & Satire

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BREAKING: Leaked videos show Mackenzie insulting colleagues, planning illegal activity

Two leaked cellphone videos appear to show leading fun candidate Robert Mackenzie insulting Eyeopener staff and admitting to illegal activities.

Voices of Toronto

We asked Torontonians for their thoughts on a recent discovery suggesting that humans and unicorn-like creatures may have coexisted at some point.

Horoscopes

Your weekly horoscope - in video form - brought to you by Madame Igrid.

This bitch needs your money. PHOTO: Jake Scott

GoFundMe, bitch

A Ryerson student is raising money to help keep her swear jar full.

Fucks given: zero. Aboslutely zero. PHOTO: Skyler Ash

How to have zero shame

Do you ever feel ashamed of yourself? Well, you should. You’ve got plenty of reasons to, but just forget about those. At least for now.

Mackenzie takes “insurmountable” lead in run for fun

Candidate Robert Mackenzie has taken an overwhelming lead in the race to be The Eyeopener's next fun editor.

My childhood travel diary

When I was five years old, my parents took my four older siblings and me to the Dominican Republic and asked me to keep a diary of our time.

Saturday morning cartoons

Our contributors offer up your weekly dose of cartoons!

Mackenzie gains key endorsements on campaign trail

Candidate Robert Mackenzie has gained some key endorsements ahead of the upcoming Eyeopener Fun editor elections.

The rebirth of Robert Mackenzie

The infamous former editor announces his run for fun.

No serious damage done to either party after nerd fight

Reports state an altercation between two high school dweebs resulted in zero injuries on either side.

Voices of Toronto

We ask Torontonians what they thought about Xzibit's controversial response to a Twitter user who asked him to pimp her ride.

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