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February 23, 2016
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Funvertisers offering special discounts on sexual Paraphernalia
February 15, 2016
In honour of The Eyeopener’s Love, Sex & Gender issue, Enzo Malone’s Love Factory will be offering a special discount on all sexual paraphernalia!
Geeks glitch out at Nerd-a-thon
February 14, 2016
After a fourth-year computer science student won Ryerson’s first ever Nerd-a-thon, other competitors rallied in anger, throwing around and breaking each other’s laptops.
Lindsay’s Advice: Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2016
Love is in the air this week because of Valentine’s Day. And if you’re one of the sad, lonely people who don’t have a date tonight, we have plenty of tips to help you win your crush’s heart.
Buttman V.S. Superhungman
February 11, 2016
'I know you made a god bleed, but can you make one cum?'
The mayonnaise effect
February 9, 2016
What do sandwiches and relationships have in common? They can both be enhanced with a little bit of mayonnaise.
How to be sexy
February 9, 2016
Being sexy is hard, so here are six ways to spice up your sex appeal!
Love is on the air
February 9, 2016
A sexy playlist for all those fun, sexy times!
Funvertisers upset over lack of coverage
February 8, 2016
Funvertisers are threatening to pull their ads from The Eyeopener over what they are calling "unfair" coverage on social media.
Descent into madness
February 8, 2016
Our contributor talks about their first Wednesday at Ryerson.
Lindsay’s Advice: Study edition
February 7, 2016
Our advice columnist provides 10 tips to make your readings more tolerable!
Shots fired, tears shed
February 2, 2016
A rap battle left three Ryerson University students in tears on Sunday.
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