All Meet your Winter 2016 masthead November 27, 2015 The results are in. Congratulations to our new editors!
Fun & Satire Saturday morning cartoons November 27, 2015 Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, where each week we highlight the work from our many talented artists.
Fun & Satire The Pros and Cons of Commuting November 25, 2015 Don’t ever complain about your 10 minute walk to Eric Palin Hall!
Fun & Satire Funvertisement: Ralph Pork November 24, 2015 It is getting colder outside and that can mean only one thing… it’s time to put on those shoes!
Fun & Satire ‘He’s just not funny anymore’ November 24, 2015 The public is looking to oust Robert Mackenzie in wake of recent allegations
Fun & Satire Maintaining your personal space 101 November 17, 2015 Never let people get in your personal bubble ever again
Fun & Satire Source: “Mackenzie stole fun profits” November 17, 2015 A source has claimed that fun editor Robert Mackenzie was directly involved in an embezzlement scheme of Funvertisement revenue
Fun & Satire Funvertisement: Fartoosh Family Laundry November 17, 2015 Frankie Fartoosh and his beautiful wife Fiona will do your laundry from the comfort of their apartment, as long as you wait outside
Fun & SatireMultimedia 60 Second News Updates with Robert Mackenzie November 17, 2015 The Eyeopener's Robert Mackenzie attempts to bring you this weeks 100 per cent accurate news in a minute.
All The Eyeopener Elections Winter 2015 November 17, 2015 The Eyeopener winter election extrava-palooza™
Fun & Satire UPDATED: Fun editor dethroned from EIC November 13, 2015 The new Eyeopener ruler has been toppled
Fun & Satire Meet Stacey Stewart’s hamster foot November 10, 2015 When you attend one of Stacey Stewart’s lectures, there’s a chance you may learn something new — but you’re guaranteed to see something new.