10 ways to effectively procrastinate
October 6, 2014
Master the art of procrastination with these 10 highly effective methods
Category: Fun & Satire
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The return of the fun king of Rye
October 2, 2014
Last year’s fun editor is back to say a few words about his successor
Chow down on the minds of the youth
September 25, 2014
The Eyeopener has discovered what mayoral candidate Olivia Chow was really doing on Ryerson’s campus
How to have school spirit in eight easy steps
September 23, 2014
A how-to guide on bringing school spirit to campus
Quiz: should you go to class today?
September 22, 2014
A highly effective quiz to help you decide whether you should sit through your lecture or stay in bed today
Band t-shirt nation
September 17, 2014
Because band t-shirts, quite literally, bring people together (or at least they do in this case)
Lattice bow our heads in mourning
September 17, 2014
Ryerson’s most beloved crispy companion is gone, but not forgotten
Thoughts that go through your head while waiting in line at the bookstore
September 14, 2014
No matter what time of day you decided to go to the bookstore, you're always stuck waiting in a line that's too long
Goodbye, yellow-shit road
September 14, 2014
Parody: Gould Street is getting a facelift. What colour do you think they should paint it this time around?
Best Tweets From FORDAPALOOZA
September 12, 2014
We searched the twittersphere for the best tweets surrounding Rob Ford's withdrawal from the Mayoral election. Here's what we found
Undead asses in suits
September 10, 2014
Lifeless, putrid commuters stalk the narrow hallways of GO trains
In tweets: RSU Parade and Picnic recap
September 5, 2014
Eyeopener editors Leah Hansen & Keith Capstick documented the pilgrimage of Ryerson students that ventured to Toronto islands to see Nas perform
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