Fun & Satire “FUCKING PINKO MODULAR LAYOUT STYLE” March 30, 2005 An insidious threat threatens to overtake Canada's liberal dailies.
Fun & Satire HARPER GOES SOFT ON GAYS March 30, 2005 Much to the surprise of fellow politicians in the Conservative Party of Canada, party leader Stephen Harper actually managed to avoid slinging insults and cursing gay and lesbian Canadians for nearly an entire day Tuesday.
Fun & Satire BORIS VS. OREST November 10, 2004 A debate between two guys just trying to earn some extracurricular points.
Fun & SatireSports Ronnie Sykes: An Olympic Journal February 20, 2002 Needing an Olympic guide, The Eyeopener turned to Ronnie Sykes, our man in third-year ECE
Fun & Satire My greatest adventure February 13, 2002 Last summer, Ronnie Sykes had himself an excellent adventure. Now he shares it exclusively with The Eyeopener.
Fun & SatireLove & Sex The lesbian and the columnist February 13, 2002 After a year of probing sexual consciousness, the lesbian sets her sights somewhere over the rainbow
Fun & Satire Ask the lesbian (Jan. 16) January 16, 2002 Ask the lesbian for the week of Jan. 16, 2002.
Fun & Satire The people in our neighbourhood: The Sticker Lady January 16, 2002 An informative look at the characters in our community.