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Bag-o-crime

November 21, 2001

And now, Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of the Rogers Ghost…

Ask the lesbian (Nov. 21)

November 21, 2001

Our weekly column where our inhouse lesbian answers your questions.

Everyone has a posse

November 14, 2001

In 1999 Eyeopener photo editor Brian Stuparyk was astonished to find Los Angeles plastered with huge “Giant has a posse” posters.

Ask the lesbian (Nov. 7)

November 14, 2001

Our weekly column where our inhouse lesbian answers your questions.

Bag-o-crime

November 14, 2001

The week in crime on campus.

Ask the lesbian (Nov. 7)

November 7, 2001

Our weekly column where our inhouse lesbian answers your questions.

The ass man invades Ryerson

November 7, 2001

Have ass, will travel

Bag O’ Crime

September 13, 2000

Here are some of the crimes occurring on campus between May and September, 2000

Last celebrity standing: Round two

November 24, 1999

By Steve Carmichael Let’s join these fights already in progress… SARAH MICHELLE GELLER vs. ICE-T Sarah gave Ice-T a roundhouse kick to the head followed by a kick to the groin. Ice-T punched her back in the stomach. Sarah fell to the ring floor. Ice-T said, “It’s time for my kind to get a little […]

Last celebrity standing: Round One, part two

November 17, 1999

By Steve Carmichael BRUCE LEE vs. RITA MACNEIL Bruce and Rita were dragged from their cages and thrown into the ring. Bruce looked long and hard at the vision that stood before him. Always the fighter, he prepared himself for battle. Rita was swatting at the mosquitos buzzing around her head and noticed Bruce’s cold […]

Last celebrity standing: Round One

November 10, 1999

Just a few weeks ago a group of celebrities disappeared from Hollywood. They had all been captured and taken away to an unknown island in the middle of the Pacific ocean where they were kept in cages, poked and fed mouldy bread until they were forced to fight in a tournament. The winner shall save […]

Last celebrity standing

November 3, 1999

By Steve Carmichael The other day Martha Stewart had Eminem guest star on her show. “This is our good friend Marshall Mathers,” Martha said. “But he liked to be called Eminem or Slim Shady. He’s really hip and funny with the youngsters today.” Eminem said, “Don’t take me for a joke, I’m no comedian. […]

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