Ryerson Dance Pak to be sponsored by Snack Packs
February 19, 2018
It seems that all those RSU campaign posters are costing more than expected
Author: Andrea Josic
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Treat bae with these romantic gift ideas
February 13, 2018
We’ve put together a list of romantic gifts to bestow upon your partner that will leave them thinking “holy fucking shit,” the moment they open them
How to have a great hookup
February 11, 2018
With these tips, you're bound to get lucky at some point!
Ryerson will be replacing all staircases with slides
February 6, 2018
In an effort to cheer up all you sad, lonely and quite frankly pathetic Ryerson students in these cold winter months, the school’s president announced on Tuesday that all stairs on campus will be replaced with slides
RSU candidate suddenly a ‘really great guy’
February 6, 2018
Sources confirm that the RSU candidate emerged from literally nowhere mere weeks before the election
The key to a successful streetcar commute
February 6, 2018
The Commuters on Streetcars at Ryerson is a brand new student group this semester that lives by its mission “to stand in solidarity with fellow Ryerson commuters on tight, smelly streetcars"
When are we going to acknowledge that the new Eaton Centre bridge looks like a giant penis?
January 31, 2018
We need to have a frank conversation about Toronto’s obsession with penis architecture
THE DILDO TRILOGIES PT. 3: Ryerson dildos to run for RSU office
January 30, 2018
Dildos are running for RSU executive positions, and they might actually have a shot at winning
For immediate release: The Eyeopener to create its own cryptocurrency
January 27, 2018
Following yet another Bitcoin crash, The Eyeopener is pleased to announce it will be creating its own cryptocurrency
The Dildo Trilogies Part 2: Ryerson’s local dildos object to being forcibly removed from Ryerson
January 26, 2018
We asked our students if they wanted dildos, but did we ever ask the dildos if they wanted to leave Ryerson?
Business students networking themselves to death
January 25, 2018
When Maximum first finally accepted he needed to deal with his affliction, he was a delegate at a local princess and knitting convention
How to stay social during the winter
January 18, 2018
Have some good old fashioned fun in this hellscape of a winter we’re having!
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