Man exhibits zero chill when it comes to his ex’s Netflix
October 28, 2017
Timms was last seen approaching people on the Ryerson campus, allegedly asking strangers for Netflix passwords
Author: Andrea Josic
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Costumes to make you look cool on Halloween
October 27, 2017
Any one of these six Halloween costumes are sure to impress your friends this Halloweekend!
Man realizes 10-year slow-cooked chilli not such a great idea
October 26, 2017
A local Ryerson student and cooking aficionado tried to make the most flavourful chilli ever by slow-cooking it for 10 years, and he hasn't been seen since
Five dollar food apparently really exciting
October 24, 2017
Last month, Warehouse Group announced that another El Furniture Warehouse bar would be opening soon at its new location, just steps from the Ryerson University campus and students are already waiting in line
Ted Rogers School of Management declares its independence
October 24, 2017
TedRexit, as it’s now called, passed overwhelmingly with 60 to 30 per cent of the votes on Friday. To be fair, 10 per cent of voters admitted they thought it was a joke
How to train your boyfriend
October 23, 2017
Change your boyfriend into the man you’ve always wanted with these simple tips
Levitating, narcoleptic student zombies are taking over campus
October 17, 2017
Ryerson University police regret to inform you that an epidemic is spreading across campus, having claimed its first victim yesterday
Welcome to the Eyersonian
October 6, 2017
Welcome to The Eyersonian. If you’ve picked up this year’s parody issue, you’ve probably noticed that it looks suspiciously like the Ryersonian
I’m sort of, kind of vegan
October 3, 2017
“I like cheese too much. It was also just too much effort to look at ingredients every time I wanted a bag of chips. I’m like, 68 per cent vegan as of right now, though"
Rats back on campus
October 3, 2017
Ryerson University’s campus has seen an influx* (*big word for more) of rats on campus this year than ever before. In fact, there are 30 per cent more rats hanging around than last year
Millennials are ruining the racist statue industry
October 3, 2017
And with the likes of Robert E. Lee, Edward Cornwallis and Roger B. Taney down for the count, one thing is certain: It’s been a very bad, bad year for racist statues
RSU hits all-time high approval rating
October 3, 2017
According to an Ipsos poll, the RSU is currently at a 90 per cent approval rating—the highest it’s ever been. The survey also noted that the union was doing exceptionally well with transparency, allocating funds to in-need departments and allowing marginalized people on the board to speak at meetings
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