Category: Fun & Satire

By Steve Carmichael Let’s join these fights already in progress… SARAH MICHELLE GELLER vs. ICE-T Sarah gave Ice-T a roundhouse kick to the head followed by a kick to the groin. Ice-T punched her back in the stomach. Sarah fell to the ring floor. Ice-T said, “It’s time for my kind to get a little […]

By Steve Carmichael BRUCE LEE vs. RITA MACNEIL Bruce and Rita were dragged from their cages and thrown into the ring. Bruce looked long and hard at the vision that stood before him. Always the fighter, he prepared himself for battle. Rita was swatting at the mosquitos buzzing around her head and noticed Bruce’s cold […]

Just a few weeks ago a group of celebrities disappeared from Hollywood. They had all been captured and taken away to an unknown island in the middle of the Pacific ocean where they were kept in cages, poked and fed mouldy bread until they were forced to fight in a tournament. The winner shall save […]

By Steve Carmichael   The other day Martha Stewart had Eminem guest star on her show. “This is our good friend Marshall Mathers,” Martha said. “But he liked to be called Eminem or Slim Shady. He’s really hip and funny with the youngsters today.” Eminem said, “Don’t take me for a joke, I’m no comedian. […]