HOW LEFTIES CO-OPTED SOCIAL CONSERVATISM
March 30, 2005
My loyal readers will recognize that my straight-from-the-hip style has made me many enemies over the years.
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TRAIN 48 STILL PLAYING ON TV
March 30, 2005
As thousands of commuters pile on to the GO trains at Union Station tonight, a thought crosses many of their minds: Is that shit show Train 48 still on the air?
DOSE OF DAILY PAPER NOT CURE FOR WARTS, MISINFORMATION
March 30, 2005
Despite its misleading name, the new Toronto free daily paper Dose will neither provide useful information for its readers nor cure their sexually transmitted diseases.
JACKO’S DEFENCE ROUNDS UP WACKOS
March 30, 2005
Michael Jackson's lawyers unveiled yesterday their all-star lineup of expert witnesses who will testify that Mr. Jackson is nothing short of a saint.
“FUCKING PINKO MODULAR LAYOUT STYLE”
March 30, 2005
An insidious threat threatens to overtake Canada's liberal dailies.
CANADA NOT TERRORIST THREAT
March 30, 2005
Post disagrees.
HARPER GOES SOFT ON GAYS
March 30, 2005
Much to the surprise of fellow politicians in the Conservative Party of Canada, party leader Stephen Harper actually managed to avoid slinging insults and cursing gay and lesbian Canadians for nearly an entire day Tuesday.
BORIS VS. OREST
November 10, 2004
A debate between two guys just trying to earn some extracurricular points.
Ronnie Sykes: An Olympic Journal
February 20, 2002
Needing an Olympic guide, The Eyeopener turned to Ronnie Sykes, our man in third-year ECE
Car on Kerr!
February 13, 2002
Nobody is taking credit for this year’s greatest prank
My greatest adventure
February 13, 2002
Last summer, Ronnie Sykes had himself an excellent adventure. Now he shares it exclusively with The Eyeopener.
The lesbian and the columnist
February 13, 2002
After a year of probing sexual consciousness, the lesbian sets her sights somewhere over the rainbow
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