Why Eggy the Ram is sick of your shit
October 3, 2017
After decades of running, high-fiving and shaking student’s dirty hands, Eggy has resigned
Category: Fun & Satire
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How I found myself through voluntourism
October 3, 2017
I’d like to say that I learned a lot about myself during that day, but I really found myself during the week we spent at the local, all-you-can-eat all-inclusive resort for the rest of our vacation
Mathlete suspended for athletic ineligibility
October 3, 2017
On Tuesday, an investigation by the university’s mathematics department revealed one mathlete was ineligible to participate in this year’s competition due to a failed beep test, among other infractions
Midterms are coming
September 26, 2017
Midterms are coming. As the leaves begin to fall, those who fail to understand our words become the victims
How to be a perfect significant other
September 24, 2017
I am the perfect girlfriend. The best significant other in the whole world. I’m terrific, let me tell you. I mean, I’m not in an actual relationship yet, but that’s neither here nor there
U of T students take their jealousy out on Steve Carell
September 20, 2017
U of T students were jealous of the celebrities on Ryerson's campus for TIFF—so they egged Steve Carell
Ryerson launches the ‘Zanzibar Zone’
September 20, 2017
Ryerson unveiled its new Po-Op program under the Zanzibar Zone, an initiative which partners Ryerson students with select Toronto’ finest strip clubs
Ryerson’s bike thieves can’t keep up with the industry
September 20, 2017
Since Dropbikes appeared on campus this year, Ryerson’s bike thief community has been struggling
New Ryerson SLC doors lead to Narnia
September 18, 2017
After contacting the manufacturers of the new doors, the SIU discovered that the same company produced the infamous wardrobe that led four young children to Narnia years ago
Friday Night Adventures – Bake-Off
September 18, 2017
This week, fun editor Emerald Bensadoun and media editor Carl Solis had a bake-off to see who could make the best soufflé!
Rye teaching staff to be paid $50 every time they say ‘innovation’
September 13, 2017
Satire: Ryerson University is stepping up its self-promotion game this school year
Why is Ryerson fuming?
September 13, 2017
What the fuck were those giant metal pillars sitting in the middle of the sidewalk on Gould Street?
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